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The Grippers

Gripping on for dear life to the toilet while having explosive Diarrhea. This is usually followed after a night of heavy drinking or eating several bowls of cream of mushroom soup.
Larry's doctor had to explain to him why his love for fried food and Pabst Blue Ribbon kept giving him The Grippers.
by BBBWWW March 13, 2009
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The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.
by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022
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the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.
person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
by trevbee August 27, 2017
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grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin
by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016
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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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Gripping the goblin

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce
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Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.
Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you
by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017
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