driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

The Indian Cab Driver

The act in which you are driving a couple home in the backseat of your car and as she straddles her partner you formally invite yourself into a threesome by reaching back while driving and fingering her from behind.

"Dude, I gave this girl The Indian cab driver for 20 minutes last night and her boyfriend had no idea!"

by Comeaudo July 11, 2014

the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.

My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.

by Kintin January 10, 2014

The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.

"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"

by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011

The token fat driver

The apparent fat girl that is with a group of hot girls in a public setting.

"Look at the group of hot girls over there!"

"The fat one must be the token fat driver."

by Gspot860 June 30, 2012

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.

She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018