crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003

crashed the fence

This is the opposite of jump the shark. When a good show becomes a great show, it has crashed the fence. This phrase comes from season one of the FX show "The Shield" in which series star Michael Chiklis' character Vic Mackey crashes through a fence rather than climbing over it while chasing a criminal.

"Did you see Avatar last night? It crashed the fence when Ang learned how to water bend."

by Brad Ellis January 4, 2006

crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

by ryansmith December 25, 2009

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

The Fortnite Crash of 18

The release of a game in 2018 that statistically decreased teen pregnancies but increased teens coming out of the closet.

"Hey Thomas I heard your trying to get pregnant with Janet"
"Idk Jared, it's unlikely with The Fortnite Crash of 18"
*grabs Jared's dick*

by BigPPBoy May 13, 2018

crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 21, 2014