skeleton in the closet

past experiences or actions in one's past that one is not proud of.

employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.

applicant: why?

employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.

applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.

employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.

by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2013

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

halfway out of the closet

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.

I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

out of the closet

When one returns from Narnia to the real world

Peter Pevensie: Where are we?
Susan Pevensie: Crap, we've just come out of the closet

by Ninjachick56 February 25, 2011

come out of the closet

admitting to being gay

Logan: Man, Conor needs to come out of the closet already

by LJMarine July 2, 2010

in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out

hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010

The Closet

A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈

Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!

by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 24, 2016