Mix the beans

A disgusting phrase for anal sex.

"so hon, i know its that time of the month again. How about i just mix the beans instead?"

by blackish blue dragon June 7, 2009

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.

Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!

by Wett noodle June 23, 2023

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019