Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control
Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation
by Sexydimma April 11, 2021
Get the Whirlwind book tour mug.

Whirlwind

A hard thing to get out of.
It wasn't the whirlwind that blew his 32 teeth into his brain, it was the homemade bomb she taped in his mouth (after which nobody could understand the words coming out of his mouth).
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
Get the Whirlwind mug.

Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019
Get the Kentucky Whirlwind mug.

Kentucky Whirlwind

When someone swirls their tongue around the head of a cock as fast as possible.
Man last night she gave me the good old Kentucky whirlwind and it blew my mind!
by Shuttereye February 22, 2022
Get the Kentucky Whirlwind mug.

peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
Get the peanut butter whirlwind mug.