Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control
by Sexydimma April 11, 2021
It wasn't the whirlwind that blew his 32 teeth into his brain, it was the homemade bomb she taped in his mouth (after which nobody could understand the words coming out of his mouth).
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019
by Shuttereye February 22, 2022
When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020