Kentucky Whirlwind

When someone swirls their tongue around the head of a cock as fast as possible.

Man last night she gave me the good old Kentucky whirlwind and it blew my mind!

by Shuttereye February 22, 2022

Memphis whirlwind

When a person tries to fart on a man but he helicopters his dick to blow the fart wind towards that person.

I just hit you with a Memphis whirlwind

by Farooq97 September 8, 2016

Whirlwind

A hard thing to get out of.

It wasn't the whirlwind that blew his 32 teeth into his brain, it was the homemade bomb she taped in his mouth (after which nobody could understand the words coming out of his mouth).

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.

Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.

by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019

Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.

Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.

by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025