Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
Get the The touch of a woman mug.When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.
Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018
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Get the The Markle Touch mug.Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
by Stetard March 23, 2020
Get the The Cheese Touch mug.A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
by Megladonrider August 18, 2020
Get the The Cheese touch mug.Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.
Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012
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