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The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
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The Torah Explorer

When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.
Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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The Mierdas Touch

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018
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The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.
"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."
by tressymlouise February 19, 2021
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The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
by Stetard March 23, 2020
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The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
by Megladonrider August 18, 2020
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The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.
Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
by nothappyjan25 February 5, 2012
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