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The Inky-Squid

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A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.
Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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smokin the big squid

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To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.
Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.
by mike i. April 15, 2008
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The Brown Squid

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A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.
Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.
by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013
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The Royal Squid Castle

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A ROBLOX place created and worked on by SpySquidKing, mikesanislvoer2121, and awsomeyfox.
The Royal Squid Castle is a beautiful place.
by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020
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the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.
a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.
by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006
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