Oink

An expression that means "This pleases my dick," or "This turns me on".

When Josh showed me that hot lesbian porn, all i could say was Oink because the lesbian ass licking made my pee pee hard.

by Draco McLaffo November 30, 2015

that Oink-Oink

another term for swine flu

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy got that Oink-Oink joint? They closed the whole school!"

by scottahb May 04, 2009

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

oink

verbal noise such as talking from a fat person

Yo ms. B quit ur goddamn oinkin

by Cipher770 March 09, 2008

oinking

the act of sticking your nose in a girls ass and start oinking

Zach: yo did you hear how Alex was oinking Taylor
Jared: yea I did hear about that

by 69Nnnigga December 04, 2019

Oink oink

When ur eating ass while the girl is shitting so ur eating her shit like a pig eating mud

Yo u oink oink with ur girl that nasty bro

by PBI69420 February 27, 2021

oink

1 sex, fucking.
2 when someone puts their finger/hand on the cheeks of or up inside one's ass.

Dude, i totally oinked Samantha last night.
I hope you get oinked in prison.

by beequeen October 28, 2007