Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.
She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.
by Danny Durden May 27, 2021
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Noodling

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.
by ChakaraDong June 06, 2014
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noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008
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Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away
I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle
by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012
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Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.
My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.
by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023
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Noodles

This word is used to describe Jack Avery from a band called Why Don’t We. This is only because his hair looks like ramen noodles
Jack has noodles on his head but they are hot tho
by Juicyjackavery January 06, 2018
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Noodles

#noodles hoe
by Strizak November 22, 2019
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