Little Ernie

A dildo made from a fresh turd, obtained from a public convenience and then put in the freezer until hard.

I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.

by Little Ernie February 2, 2010

Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 27, 2013

Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Uncle Ernie

The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.

Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.

by Seen that movie way too often April 8, 2010

Hot Ernie

A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.

Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie

by r1vethead October 27, 2009

ernie santi

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018

Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

by Rich Jeaneret August 19, 2008