Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

by 69rugmuncher69 February 21, 2015

Pepper Cooch

You know what black pepper looks like? Well imagine going into the bathroom and looking at the seat and you find what looks like pepper sprinkled all over the surface. If it's a special day, you might also see pieces of pubes too! This is most common in female bathrooms and come from dirty girls who leave presents on the toilet seat for other people to find.

Damn! She's hella dirty. Pepper cooch for real. She just left it all over the seat. *barfing noise*

by sugar_bear42 January 23, 2011

cooch

i) A modern synonym for the verb to cotch (relax).
ii) To cotch (i.e. relax) in the company of women.

Mate, I'm too tired to do any work, let's just cooch it.

by J O S H June 11, 2007

cooched up

When something or someone makes your peepee stand up

Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!

by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

Cooch Rooster

Excessive Queefing

My ole lady Queefs so much during Sex that I call her a Cooch Rooster!

by Phred Smith 7777 January 31, 2019

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

cooch chowder

a term that refers to a woman having abnormally thick pussy cum.

did you eat today?

Yeah i had a bowl of cooch chowder

by philcollins6969 October 20, 2010