garwoodj's definitions

The Coachella

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face, simultaneously sprinkle glitter and let it harden to create a “festival mask” effect.

“Dude, things got wild. She asked me to give her the the Coachella before we left for the party.”

by garwoodj June 14, 2018

spagbowl

A bowl utilized in medical tents during wartime, that would house the dirty rags of medical staff operating on patients. Once the bowls were full, it would resemble a bowl of spaghetti bolognese.

“Hey Sarah, why are you vomiting in the Spagbowl?”

by garwoodj November 17, 2020

spagbowl

A bowl utilized in medical tents during wartime, that would house the dirty rags of medical staff operating on patients. Once the bowls were full, it would resemble a bowl of spaghetti bolognese.

“Hey Sarah, why are you vomiting in the Spagbowl?”

by garwoodj November 17, 2020