The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.
1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.
2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

A Sex act that is used during 4th of july or an anniversary where the male puts an active firework covered in cum into the womans pussy to celebrate that day
by GodlerFounder August 03, 2024

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.
by anonymous March 17, 2022

by coresses May 28, 2024

Waking up in the morning of a big day or big game and popping a bottle or can and tilting it back till it’s gone. Signifies the start of a long day of drinking.
by baaarbie October 21, 2018

by water.melon.mint March 21, 2022
