barnacling

When someone has a very strange attachment to you and will not leave you alone.

I keep getting notes from this girl, she has been barnacling me. Literally will not leave me alone!

by baaarbie December 18, 2018

ceremonial tilt

Waking up in the morning of a big day or big game and popping a bottle or can and tilting it back till it’s gone. Signifies the start of a long day of drinking.

Come over tomorrow morning for the ceremonial tilt before the Super Bowl.

by baaarbie October 21, 2018