The Cannon

When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest

Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon

by NoongaWoonga June 16, 2011

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon

Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere

by The piss artist December 7, 2022

The Cannonball

When you're having sex, remove your penis and insert both balls into her vagina.

"I tried The cannonball last night on my girl dude"
"How'd it go?"
"shit was bomb, still got blue balls, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

The Cannon

When you nut in a girls butt and stuff gummy worms in it and eat them out of the butt while she’s farting

Bro my friend literally just did The Cannon

by TheBoss010407 October 10, 2025

clear the cannon

The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack

Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon

Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon

by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019