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Neil Campbell the 3rd

Neil Campbell the 3rd - An Irish male without an Irish Accent, has 4 favourite days of the year - England v Ireland Rugby, St Patricks Day, his Bornday and when he was dancing to Come On Eileen in Fever with Sophie.

Neil Campbell the 3rd is know as a Salmon who resides in a dark room.

dont be a Neil go and make Sophie coffee.
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Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
by chas bran October 9, 2016
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Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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the space camp junkies

a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes
played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"
by a fan June 5, 2004
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The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022
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clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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