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Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
by bryanaka March 14, 2015
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boxing the clown

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010
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Put it in the cloud

A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
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Learned to play the clarinet at school

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.
by lscamander November 5, 2012
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you was at the club

nobody:
me: couldn’t get enough

you was at the club
by womp womp womp yeAaAah March 30, 2019
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Head of the Class

A girl within a certain group of people (such as a high school class) who is known for administering blow jobs and/or other sexual favors. The term is a play on words, leading one to believe it is referring to the academic superior of a class.
Guy 1: "Man, Katie is such a bitch!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's the head of the class."
by IdleSloth May 26, 2014
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