jewish billiards

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.

mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards

by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009

Jewish Coinpurse

The act of a male, during sexual intercourse pouring loose change into the vagina

Last night Joe had some spare change and was feeling really kinky so he gave me a Jewish Coinpurse.

by Dcoops1313 January 28, 2016

jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.

Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.

by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010

Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

by the_cursor November 16, 2006

Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.

Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."

by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016

Jewish Casserole

When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.

*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.

by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019

Jewish Illusion

A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.

Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.

by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014