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Thank God for Mississippi

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
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Full Tanaka

It is the act of surviving a willful or accidental disregard for injurous circumstances, and or the laws of physics.
Did you hear that my husband went full Tanaka, he accidentally kicked out the jack that was holding up the car he was working on?

She went full Tanaka when she misjudge the distance of the jump, slid and fell off a cliff. She'll be in a cast for a month at least.
by BassinHank April 26, 2011
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Thaakir

Thaakir is a very tough and handsome guy that likes to share but is a little rude sucks at cricket but is awesome at soccer
Im such a thaakir
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You'll thank me later

It really does depend on the context/situation.
If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.
by tarik99 February 24, 2017
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thank fuck

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
by Ssenillis January 13, 2006
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thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father
Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.
by sheila in the car June 15, 2010
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