Textually transmitted unease

revolutionary dissident writing

Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.

In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.

by doseEdose May 21, 2010

textually active

someone who sends sms messages a lot.

Marcy: joey's cousin just text massaged me.
Jill: wow, he's so young, i didnt know he was textually active already

by Dante the man September 7, 2007

Titballs

A rare occasion where balls hang off tits.

Madonna has titballs

by eatmahfuckingshit October 15, 2008

Textually Explicit

The act of being sexually explicit in the composition of a text message.

Steph:"im wicked lonely....entertain me"

Ralph:"oh baby *fagiggles your vagoigin*"

Steph:"jesus hun...why do you always have to get Textually Explicit when i ask you to entertain me?"

Ralph:"jeez hun its from fam guy....relax"

by Sir Gig of Tea December 20, 2009

textually active

When you are staring a new relationship with someone. It first starts out through texting each other. Before you are sexually active in the relationship you are textually active. No sex involved..just text.

Me and that girl are just textually active...nothing serious yet. Just texting to get to know each other.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011