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Tulumination

Tuluminati refers to the crowd of people that come to Tulum for a week or two- even the season to show off, dress in their fancy capes and feathers, stay in a 5k a month penthouse in Aldea Zama, go to jungle parties, spend $500 a night in fancy hotels, and contribute to the problem by buying drugs and sniffing coke on the beach.

They are not interested in interacting with locals or learning about projects to give back- they are colonizers and consumers exploiting the indigenous, putting money in the pocket of the cartels, and look good in their fancy hats and kimonos while doing it.

In contrast, Tuluminated are those seeking higher truth- they attend ecstatic dance, yoga, workshops, crypto meetups, the occasional plant medicine ceremony. They typically live in La Veleta or Villas Tulum and are drug and alcohol free. They attend regenerative meetings, donate to local charities and host beach clean ups. They are here to build community, expand consciousness, and improve themselves along the way.

They organize events that bring community together and give back. They create discussions around sustainability, improving systems and building the New Earth.

The process of becoming Tuluminated is called Tulumination. The Tuluminatis can become Tuluminated by learning about the local culture and how to help the environment.

The actions are known as Tuluminating- spreading love and light and promoting events and projects that are doing good for the people and planet.
Being Tuluminati is so out!!! Tulumination is the new wave!!!
What are they doing?!

They’re Tuluminating.

They are so Tuluminated- they run community centered events and gather people together to enjoy music at their house!
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
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seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
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Father Of Telugu Ott

Cunny 🍰 Arjun's father is fake father of Telugu Ott. Cunny said that his father is father of ott.

Cunnies family had 4 pro's and 4fans they can help to get a fake collections for whole family movies.

That's why they are universal star's without universal movies.
They can promote themselves for the ott for get more fans more than 4 members.

They released add of Aha ott platform of aathus father. After seeing the add audience realised that the add is not related to Aha, but it relates to porn sites.

In this add actors exchanged their genders and performed well.

Aathu gives girls reaction aha, aha,aha..
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Telula

By Far the best person in the world, Shes kind, extreamly Smart, Loving caring, The loving works.
She'd do anything to keep someone happy no matter what it cost's her
she always has a smile on her face

<3<3
by LuVeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR February 23, 2010
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TULUF

The 6'5" pale kid, who trips over his own feet, and has no meat on his bones
by Brian Vetere December 2, 2003
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Tulumptious

A tulumptious situation is normally associated with Vegas and drinking too much!
by Marmooth May 26, 2010
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telus

When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?
I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.
by bob sdjasfk June 7, 2007
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