Telekit

It is a type of kitten that watches day time TV, or a massive telescope, or a kitten that has an 0898 job - it is NOT a conference call.

Check me out, I'm on the phone - this isn't a telekit!!

by Confused Co-Member December 1, 2010

teek

way of saying that a person's actions or what they are saying is lowkey gay in a joking matter.

1) *Mike smacks other Arthur's ass*
Authur- Damnn you're teek!
2) Mike- Yeo bring that ass over here*licks lips, and looks at Aurthur*
Arthur- This mans is teek! Lmao

by daR3alzBroBro November 22, 2018

telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

Telekill

A hack used in FPS games, that is similar to OPK (One-Position Kill) but instead of the enemies being vacuumed to you, your camera teleports in front of them.

Player 1: ZOMG haxx, telekill
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!

by iNeed aCookE November 13, 2009

TETESCOPHER

A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.

Damn bro I'm no tetescopher but I'll stake everything on Nigeria beating Ghana in their next match

by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022

Mal a la tete

When they are legally stupid or overall a dumass

Austin you are actually mal a la tete

by Menico75 July 9, 2022

Telekinetic

Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.

Detranova is a stupid gimp.

by Yakenslash February 4, 2004