testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 17, 2021

testie

A single semi-insult word for calling someone a ball sack.

You’re such a testie!

by ilovemilves August 25, 2021

Testie

Short for testicles, because testicles are fragile and sensitive, and pussies are strong and resilient. The more accurate version of calling someone a pussy. Someone who is chicken or wimpy.

Yo bro, just do it, don’t be such a testie!

by Kungphoey April 2, 2022

testie tap

getting hit in both balls

josh pissed me off so i testie tapped him

by fat knockers April 29, 2022

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun June 28, 2005

big testie

The most famous sandwich from Mc DO

- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!

by MisterDoodieMan September 19, 2006