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Testical Tennis 

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;]

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
Testical Tennis by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Testicals 

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.
Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.
Testicals by Flappy101 January 17, 2015

Testicalalia 

The disease of constantly scratching the sac.
Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.
Testicalalia by ccurrie July 9, 2011

Testicalish 

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
Testicalish by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

Walnut Testicals 

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old
"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"
Walnut Testicals by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019