It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
Get the Testicle Candle mug.When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.
Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
by Pal Seh July 21, 2009
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Damn, i heard jenny got testiclaids from john last night!
Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
Dude, adam and jeff were having sex and jeff gave adam testiclaids!
by Ev January 19, 2007
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Get the Jim Boner testicle nut blast mug.The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004
Get the testicle mug.The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the testi test mug.Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.
Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.
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