Textmentia

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted

OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!

by BalconySessions July 13, 2017

Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

testentation

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.

Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.

by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013

Geografens testamente

Best Swedish show ever.

Guy 1: "Have you watched Geografens testamente?"
Guy 2: "Of course, it's the best show ever!"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

teltament

A critical error in I, Satans EP: “The Eld Teltament”

“Bro the new I, Satan just released, it’s called “The Eld Teltament”.

“Lol what? Teltament?

“Yeah! It’s old English”

“Bruh that’s just how they drew their S’s back then”

“Bruh”

“Bruh”

by Nebro September 14, 2023

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008

pestament

(adj.) someone with a tiny brain

He is such a pestament.

by Peabrain November 11, 2020