Twerked off

The act of being brought to orgasm whilst a woman twerks with a man's erect penis inside of her.

He had to tip the stripper extra because he wanted to be twerked off in the champagne room.

by Squirt School November 27, 2013

Turked

To be high as a kite. Past tense of to Turk, which means to smoke weed. Turkey is slang for weed in some Midwestern States.

I was really fucking turked last night, I couldn't even tie my own shoes.

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Termed

When you get terminated from a website/app.

He was termed from youtube because of his constant copyright abusing

by zak876 June 12, 2018

Turked

To become the subject of a malicious prosecution and be charged with an outrageous criminal sentence. A criminal charge that is perpetuated a corrupted person with political connections, a government official or a government system.

My friend went to prison because of some connected A hole. He got totally turked

by AmericanAF May 27, 2020

tekked

absolutely wasted. so wasted that you cant move.

shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing

you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious

maate i must've been tekked

by JamieT123 September 20, 2007

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.

dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

by AuxiliaryPie September 13, 2008

Turked

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

by Mr Turkeyballs April 17, 2007