tech gear

this consists of 5 things a teenager needs to survive which consists of an mp3 player for music, a games console for games, a digital camera for images, a mobile phone to keep in contact with people and a computer which basically organises your whole day, without these a teenager cannot survive

teen 1: what stuff you got dude?

teen 2: i got an ipod, a psp, kodak camera, nokia n95 and a laptop

teen 3: wow you got the full tech gear

by a-lix December 19, 2008

teacher

demon that works in hell

Teacher give rubbish works

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Teachers Puss

Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...

1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!

2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!

by Rawkus October 25, 2012

so tech

A sarcastic way to complement a person's advanced IT skillz.

Wow Ben, y u so tech? Much tech. Such Tech. Wow.

You hacked my account Jilada?! #sotech

I'm so tech, I can't get any virii.

by wumboing April 7, 2015

Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.

If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.

by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011

English teacher

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)

1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!

by Sylferi November 26, 2018

Vegan teacher

A stupid woman who sings next to restaurants and say that when you eat an ice cream a cow was r•ped for you

,,do you know the vegan teacher“
,,yes of cours she is the best singer! attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🥼you🥾ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀Papillon-bleu👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️„

by very annoying girl October 2, 2020