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Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
by tamUHra October 30, 2011
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Unbelievable Tekkers

Andy Ansah's version of "Unbelievably good technique" used on Wayne Rooney's Street Striker. Later used by Soccer AM.
Some Tekkers Are Good
Some Tekkers Are Bayyad
But Some Tekkers...
UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS

"The Boys Are Coming In With Some Unbelievable Tekkers"
by LewisFoster February 6, 2010
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lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"
"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)
by Miss Watson December 16, 2009
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Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.
by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018
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Tekkers

Basically means technique. In football, if you cannot control a ball rolling along the floor at 5mph, then you will be deemed to have no tekkers whatsoever.
Billy: Ur tekkers are poor bruv!
Lewis: Sure mine may be shit but so are urs!
Billy: Tru say
by THe MaAn November 15, 2007
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no teter

Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.
No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.
by jiblair April 12, 2005
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bare tekkers

A phrase used to describe the level of ability that an individual has in relation to a task or skill. Usually used in a football context, the phrase bare tekkers could be applied to anything that requires skills.

The phrase is the combination of two words, bare (urban sense) which means lots of or loads, and tekkers which is short for technique.
"Did you see Smithy's run and goal yesterday lad?"

"Oh yeah, man's got bare tekkers you get me?"
by Mannyonthemap0161 April 27, 2017
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