Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Teana

An outgoing, insecure girl how's honest past the point of rudeness. She is usually liked by many and hated by few. She has a cute personality, although she is violent. She doesn't take what people say seriously, and she can be very spiteful. She is willing to fight for what she believe's in no matter what. She has a great sense of humor and she is very caring. She is very independent and strong willed. She is also very emotionally driven. She is often misunderstood and easily labeled.

Girl 1: So, I heard she kicked some girls ass.

Girl 2: Yeah, but Teana usually has a reason.

Girl 1: Yeah, of course, she's crazy.

Girl 2: Or, maybe she got sick of being pushed around.

by OnLy_TheWeAKwiLlWaLk December 6, 2011

Teanna

Beautiful sexy brunette who's outspoken and not afraid to be a badass.talks a lot and is not a lightweight.

Guy 1 " wow did you see that girl?!?!"

Guy 2 " damn she's defenitly a teanna!!;)"

by Purple pandas January 6, 2014

tefan

A hot bitch with a big ass

Wow ! She’s a tefan

by Jolosto April 21, 2020

Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara are an identical twin duo, who in the US sing on Sire records. Some of their hits include, Back in Your Head-Album:The Con, The Con-Album:The Con, Walking with a Ghost-Album: So Jealous. Tegan and Sara are considered in the genre Indie, but also Pop and Alternative. Tegan and Sara were born in Calgary, Tegan currently resides in Vancouver, BC, and Sara resides in Montreal, QC. They are both very funny and have the same sense of humor. They have worked with Hunter from AFI, and Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie on their album The Con.

Tegan and Sara: Spelled out your name and list the reasons Faint of heart dont call me back. I imagined you and i was distant not insistent. I followed suit and layed out on my back imagine that. A million hours left to think of you and think of that.

by Kaitlyntqsq January 27, 2008

Tegan

Tegan is beautiful, and very caring, loves the dankest of memes, a god at overwatch and a good friend.

Tegan is a legend.

by billnyethesciencegoey May 2, 2017

tejano

Originally someone of Mexican descent who was born and/or raised in Texas. Used to distinguish them from people from Mexico (Mexicanos). A type of music based upon the button accordian and greatly influenced by the German bands of New Braunfels, Seguin, and Fredericksburg. Narciso Jimenez is recognized as its originator.

#1: De donde viene?
#2: Soy tejano.

La Tropa-F is my favorite Tejano band.

by Doug Hall October 4, 2006