texfing

Satisfying texts that make you happy or make you laugh

I'm so use to getting texfings instead of calls.

by MaGunSgt May 23, 2018

teeming

A literal fuck ton

Florida is teeming with morons

by acedjd94 May 3, 2021

Treefingr

When you rub you’re penis around a tree and leave marks on you’re penis to show respect for Earth.

Mark: Yo it’s Earth Day!
Leo: You know what that means?
Mark: Treefingr time!!

by UrbanWords123 July 10, 2021

Teeing

The act, art, and process of growing, maintaining, and sporting a goatee.

Nick has really been getting the ladies since he started teeing

by leftyRC November 3, 2021

texfing

Having an online call with your friends while you can only text.

I spent so much time texfing with my bitches

by amaliaRauch August 11, 2021

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023