Tucson

A city clearly not meant for many of the ignorant, sheltered people that appear to have given it such a bad rep here.

Best mexican food, great camping weather, beautiful hiking trails.

Not to mention the fact that it is culturally diverse, giving one the chance to open their eyes to the screwed up reality that we live in (that is to say you make the decision to progress foreward and STOP using your parents' money to get drunk all the time at college parties.)

/end rant.

I'm happy I grew up in Tucson.

by Lola P December 12, 2010

Teson

A totally hot, sexy, badass, revered by the honeys as a hunk o' burnin' love or complete studmuffin. He is perfect in every way. For the ladies, this is as good as it gets. For the guys, this is your biggest competition.

Oh my God Maria, look at that Teson over there. Mmm, the things I would do to him.

Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.

by Jon!! January 28, 2009

Tucson Chorizo Cheves

When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.

Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.

by Geimi and Tara March 28, 2007

Tecsonites

34 really insane people who are extra as hell and would usually scream out confirmation songs when given the opportunity

The Tecsonites are singing Chua-ay so it will rain, therefore class will be suspended.

by random!?!1! June 9, 2018

telson

The coolest kid on the block. Prone to silliness and shenanigans.

Telson is always acting a fool...I love that kid!

by MamaDeuce March 6, 2015

tucson

A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!

Hey let's go watch UCLA lose in Tucson at Homecoming again.

by Popp August 13, 2007

Tucson TubeSock

The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock

That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!

by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009