im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

The Roundabout Technique

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.

Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

by John_Pickle December 18, 2019

technical friday

A technical Friday is the last day of the work week in which you have Friday off.

Today is Thursday but it is out technical Friday because we have tomorrow off!

by marx99 June 13, 2019

Twinky technique

When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."

by MudslideMan November 8, 2017

Ass Technician

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

immortal technique

dope underground rapper, occasionally touches on political subjects that most rappers would be too scared to.

"immortal technique is heavy"

by Paul J December 20, 2003

Technics

Technics, owned by Panasonic, is a superior brand of electronics. Loved by DJs for their excellent quality & reliable turntables, Technics is the Lexus of electronics.

I have an old Technics stereo receiver from the 1980s, and it still works and sounds rock solid!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003