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technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight
You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation
by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011
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Technologically Challenged

Noun- Person who is totally unable to work with technology.
Dude1: Hey Look at all the cool things my pc can do.
Technologically Challenged: Where's the power button?
by Hn0002 June 19, 2010
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technological profiling

1. the inclusion of technological characteristics in determining whether a person is considered likely to posses certain "predictable" qualities and/or likely to act or behave in "predictable" manners.

2. the practice of substituting gadgetry and use thereof for evidence as grounds for social status.

3. general geek/nerd stigma.
Girl: "Look at Richy Rich, iPhone and a Kindle. Don't they cost like $500?"

Other Girl: "Something like that, at least we have friends and get out." *Laugh*

My head: "Bitch please, my buddy just left, we are in a Starbucks, and I'm not the one with the hooker heels and Louis Vuitton purse. This is technological profiling!"
by mikkob May 27, 2009
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Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.
Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.
by Chopperhead March 11, 2008
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Technologically retarded

1)Combination of "technology and technically". One who lacks technological know how.
2) Using electronic devices for other purposes other then their primary fuction.
The other day my dad tryed to used my razor cellphone to shave his face.

Old people are technologically retarded.
by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008
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Technotica

Originally a term intended to refer generically to the music genre techno but was later usurped by others, and has become more widely recognized in usage to refer to a broad range of topics related to the electronic gadgets allowing access to Web 2.0, ie; Twitter, Facebook, etc.
Joe's life was centered around his cell phone, computer and staying in touch via electronic social networking. Indeed, he was addicted to technotica.
by zeety July 13, 2009
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technological darwinism

Technological survival of the fittest, or in this case, the top-of-the-line models.
My AMD athlon 64 pwns your AMD Athlon 2400+ anyday.
by myg0t_1337krew April 30, 2005
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