Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

technoenvy

Lusting for the cool piece of hardware that someone else has.

I fooled with Bill's iPad last week and have a bad case of technoenvy.

by Anonymooski November 20, 2010

Technofail

Someone who is enthusiastic about technology but has no idea how it works or how to use it

My boss asked me to include screenshots and graphs into my presentation but I'm such a technofail, I'm just gonna hand draw them

by Tateypoe December 2, 2010

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

technomenclature

The act of naming new actions and phenomenon born of and necessitated by technological advances in the wireless communications industry and Internet communities.

Alt-tabbin' and kthxbi are just a couple of examples of new technomenclature that can be found in Urban Dictionary.

by Arkansas Bobby December 18, 2009

TechnoFascism

TechnoFascism was a word officially forged by Daryl Basarab of Free Media Productions, a third positionist site, that heavily rejects mainstream politics.

Techno-Technocracy is a hypothetical form of government in which engineers, scientists, and other technical experts are in control of decision making in their respective fields.

Fascism-Rule of the few. Sometimes can breed racism, and overt nationalism.

Technofascism would be a government ruled by technical, the smart, and the few.

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2010

Technobald

Technoblade when he's in his post cancer recovery arc.

He has no hair, like Technobald.

by hugedonkeyballs November 8, 2021