tecate league

an amateur baseball league (or beer league) in which a significant majority of the participants are of Mexican descent. derives its name from a popular brand of Mexican beer.

tecate leagues are quite common throughout California and the American Southwest.

by King Ahid July 16, 2004

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Teckysorus

A dyke that has morphed into a velociraptor to engulf lesbians in a frenzy. Most commonly a very angry person, defensive, with two protruding veins in her forehead. The Teckysorus mainly preys on dark hair women with banging bodies! Beware girls!

OMG!!!!!! Here comes a Teckysorus, hurry everyone hide the lezbos!

by Lauren Brooke January 7, 2012

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Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

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Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

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Tecktonik Killer

Literally, one who is profficient in the tecktonik, however, it is often used to mean anyone who dresses in a gangster-like manner, yet isn't as cool as they "talk" themselves up to be. Put simply, a try-hard hip-hop bitch.

This particularly applies to people in France, and the surrounding area.

"Get a load of THAT Teckonik Killer"
"What a Tecktonik Killer"
"Here come the Tecktonik Killers!"

by Will "Vexus" Moss May 5, 2008

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