Tallyho

1. noun A woman of ill-repute who is the objet d'amor of a tallywhacker.

2. interjection. What a man yells to his tallywhacker when he sees #1 above.

1. Hey Ron, let's go down to the zone and pick up a tallyho.

2. TALLYHO!!!

by Ron April 1, 2004

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Tally Hall Purist

A Tally Hall fan who REALLY hates Chonny Jash and/or his music and will go out of their way to harass him or his fans

Someone just told me to kms because I said I liked Chonny Jash.
Ugh...What a Tally Hall Purist

by buttersmutters September 7, 2023

Twilight Telly

Noun. Rubbish programs which are on television from 1am to about 6am. Nobody watches them, because most people are in bed that time, and the only ones that are up are either getting drunk in bars or working night shifts. Nevertheless, TV channels feel they must put on all of their reject programs, such as documentaries about police car chases and plastic surgery procedures.

I woke up the other night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I turned on the TV and watched five minutes of "When Penis Surgery Goes Wrong", and before I knew it, I nodded off again. Thank you, twilight telly!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 12, 2008

Tally Hoe

A hoe from Tallahassee, Florida.

Person 1: "Who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, I don't know her name, but she's a Tally hoe"

by sph1104 June 18, 2008

ho tally

A tally used by males when embarking on pulling competitions in nightclubs to count how many different females have been pulled. Usually the ho tally is kept by someone not playing to avoid cheating.

"yo mate, where am I on the ho tally?"
"you've got 4, so you're in third"

by themunn May 22, 2007

tallyclava

the loose skin protecting a gentile gentleman's bobby's top, which provides warmth and shelter (and an ambient environment for the growth of nob Philadelphia). In most cases, can be retracted to reveal the Bishop of Reading's Hat and the Japanese Tourist's Eye.

He had a tallyclava like a windsock at Heathrow.

by Dave Petherbridge October 6, 2006