Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 1, 2016

Teagan

Teagans are amazing people.
They are kind, generous, funny, smart, and not to mention hot.
Teagans make a great friend or boyfriend or Girlfriends, they are honest, reliable, and only want the best for others.
Teagans are also great kissers and only date people because they love them.

If you get a chance to be their friend or date them count yourself lucky!

Kid 1: "Wow their hot!"
Kid 2: "They're also really funny and smart!"
Kids 1 & 2: "What their name?"
Kid 3: "Teagan."
Kids 1 & 2: "oh that makes sense then..."

by yogalover July 3, 2016

Tim Teabagging

The act of tea bagging someone while Tebowing.

Guy - Crazy ass night, I was Tim Teabaggin some bitch like it was my job.

Friend -You were doin what?

Guy - Tim Teabagging, it's when u Tebow over top someone but put ur balls in their mouth.

by Tikobroje January 24, 2012

Tahani

Also see: Cute, kind, master of martial arts.

1. Someone who is famous world wide for her range in talents, such as her beautiful singing, brilliant acting, amazing dances, adorable looks, awesome wand dueling and several others. Also known to be very smart sciences, arts and petty much everything out there. Can always be found smiling or laughing, which is contagious and will likely cause you to laugh.

2. Another name for "stubborn" but only because the rest of the world refuses to believe she is right and they are wrong.

3. Taught Mr. Miyagi everything he knows. Often called upon my the president for the most difficult of problems. Can solve a rubix cube in one turn.

"Dude, I can't do this! It's too hard."
"I know, me neither."
"It's too bad we weren't more like Tahani."
"Yea, she can do everything perfectly."

"The chicken came first!"
"How do you know that?"
"Tahani told me."
"Ohh, so it must be true."

by AmIRite?3346 January 24, 2012

Boston Teabag Party

A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"

John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.

by The Adams Brothers February 26, 2011

Teabangers

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.

Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.

by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011

Teagan

Ultimately the best girl in the universe, someone selfless, caring, kind, gentle and sweet. Not to mention she is also completely and totally beautiful. The kind of girl a should be insanely grateful to be with. In all sense of the word, she is perfect.

Wow, that girl is so wonderful in everyway. She must be a Teagan.

by Fordman177 November 20, 2011