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Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil
Friend: Are you still obsessed with vines

Me: No, only Thomas Sanders.
by Panic! At The Everywhere October 13, 2018
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thomasville slicker

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"
by YungThomas April 19, 2014
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Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs, along with Logic/Logan, Morality, Prince, and Anxiety.
Omg! He's such a Thomas Sanders!
by MoonMoony March 7, 2017
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Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population
"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014
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Thomas Green

Thomas Green is an intellectual being who has ascended the intelligence of all human beings. Therefore, he is dummy thick and sometimes concentrates his anger into the motion of rubbing his thighs
Shaggy Dongins: Bro I'm about to weewee Thomas Green style
Rowley Jefferson: poopo
by obama hater 6422 August 22, 2019
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Webster Thomas High school

The school that buys $4,000 smart-boards but still fails to provide adequate heating and air conditioning
Wow that school has really nice smart-boards, but wait no heating or air! Ha what a Webster Thomas High School!
by Picto en la Webster June 15, 2010
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Thomas Friedman

Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.

Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."

Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.
Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.

Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.
by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011
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