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Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 4, 2010
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yassification

The process of going from average/ugly to drop dead gorgeous or just much better looking than before. Yassification can be done through intense editing or makeup. Fictional characters having a drastic physical changes and becoming more conventionally attractive because of the ploy is also another form of yassification.
An example that best describes a yassification is the Nanny Mcphee movies. In the beginning of the film, Nanny Mcphee is seen as mean and rude and the children she looks over despise her. She has a huge ugly nose, a big wart on the corner of her chin and a huge front tooth in her mouth. As she helps the children become better people, her ugly traits begin to disappear one by one. That’s the yassification process. By the end of the movie, Nanny Mcphee’s ugly traits all disappear and she becomes a beautiful slender woman with no ugly features. The yassification process has then been completed and she is now yassified.
by loonatheworld November 23, 2021
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yassification

the process of yassifying something
"omg sarah is wearing the cutest top ever!! yassifcation who??!" in this sentence the person explained how sarah wore a cute top, therefore meaning she completed the yassification process
by shatha💪🏼💪🏼 January 27, 2022
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Kassification

too gain excessive amounts of weight or girth. also may refer to the ingestion of multiple cheeseburgers in one sitting
Kassie has suffered from Kassification
by Cheeseburger Charles October 20, 2010
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Trashification

The process by which all the shiny new things we buy eventually become irrelevant, outdated, worn out, busted, or unloved and are thrown away or sold to continue their route to the garbage pile in someone else's house. First used in this definition by Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show, December 23, 2014. See also Crappify.
"All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Objects start at the highest order visible in a living area. From there it goes to a closet, cupboard or drawer. From the closet it goes to the garage, one of the longest phases in trashification."
by One-eyed Jack December 24, 2014
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trashification

it is a state wherein a fangirl/fanboy fully commits her/his life to another person (more on celebrities and famous personalities)
'we're in a whole new level of trashification
by tronnorfranta March 25, 2016
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toastification

The fine art of putting bread in a toaster and starting the toaster at just the right time to have proper toastification.
Dude, I just had the perfect toastification to start out my day! #Toastification
by SwagMaster1076 May 22, 2018
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