tasio

the italian slang meaning for ass hole or jerk.
usually referred to a male.

Dude, that kid you were fighting last night was such a"tasio"!

by Izzy123456789 July 6, 2008

Tardio

1. A person who is childish and stupid at the same time. 3. a young tard 4. someone who appears retarded and acts immature

See Kyle just pull his dick out at those women? Yeah, what a f'n tardio

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Tarkio, Missouri

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.

"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)

by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012

testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.

Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.

by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021

tarison

1. an attractive young teen working in a store.

"wow, look at the hot chick at the icecream shop, thats tarison"

by galexo January 11, 2008

tartional

The most flourishing, colorful, and spiritual explosion on planet earth spoken in the English language, applying only to objects.

"Israel had the most tartional features, I nearly felt like I was on LSD and Gandhi had subsequently raped me."
"I'm on drugs. Tartional shapes, flourishing embellisments..."

by Gustavvz January 7, 2010

Tarsisistic

1 Enjoys having fun, which ALWAYS involves dancing, especially while engaging in drunken festivities, sometimes to the point of the head becoming too heavy to hold up straight.

2. Refers to oneself in first person (i.e. if you, John, like something, you say to your friends "John likes").

Wendy was out at a bar with her friends drinking so much that her head was bobbing up and down on her neck. She was being very Tarsisistic that night.

by Tarsis' biggest fan February 15, 2010