La Brea Tar Pit

When your dick goes so far up her butt, it tickles the intestines and "tar" comes shooting out all over you.

John was slamming her with his Italian stallion, when he realized he woke the La Brea Tar Pit.

by Ethans5150 February 19, 2017

TARPING

A group of flamboyant men grinding and dancing in a giant tarp. Have the tendency to disrupt heady jam sessions.

Bro I can't see the stage, too much tarping going on.

by JosephXSanders July 25, 2014

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

by vududady January 27, 2012

Tarpin

A southern French (Marseille mostly) slang word meaning "hella," but only in the adverb sense
(Cannot be used to describe a quantity of something)

Did you put IAM on the playlist for tonight?
Hell yes, it's going to be tarpin lit

by Lesangesdelurbandictionary December 27, 2016

Tarited

When a mother of five jumps on twitter and takes down a whole corrupt government.
When a mother of five discovers what unicorn means on urban dictionary

In 2023 the whole UCP government was tarited and moved to Ontario

by Granny2pop May 26, 2020

tarpilled

Someone who has fully embraced the amalgamation of human stupidity seemingly as though they were covering themselves in a thick layer of tar. Someone so stupid that they deserve to be tarred and feathered.

+rep based but tarpilled

by DaeBaeFay October 12, 2021

tarpinated

the act of getting unwanted male pelvic thrusting in a dance

i was tarpinated by this guy last night, it was really inapproiate

by legolas February 2, 2005