target cart attendant

the bitches of target...we pick up fuckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up shit in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the fuckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.

Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!

THIS IS MY TARGET CART ATTENDANT STORY:

GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

by some kid in boca September 22, 2006

target

Target is store where if you last the first 90 days, you'll be stuck there for years. They will shaft you for money every chance they get, they will dock your base rate if you transfer, they will fuck up your check and not tell you, and when you want to get the money back, its to late. and don't look to the HR to get it back either. They work for the company and tell you they cannot do anything about it (which is a lie).

I worked at target for 5yrs and now I have a herniated disk. but Im a level one so my crappy insurance wont cover shit. Fuck you Becky at 1194 you two faced droppy dog lookin beoch. You will die miserable and pitiful. YA thats right wig hairs.

by BVL September 26, 2006

jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

Single target sexuality

A type of sexuality where one person being so deep in love or obsession can only be attracted to/aroused by a single person not even other men, or, for that matter, women. Not even porn can do it for them, unless his/ her lover is in the porn. If the lover changes gender, he/she will still be hot for them.

Sometimes it gets to the point where he/she becomes a Stalker with a Crush or something similar.

He has a single target sexuality. He a total yuna-sexual

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

by The Troll August 30, 2005

Target rich environment

1. A combat situation in which an attacker, normally equipped with a superior weapons system, is presented with a large number of highly desireable, poorly defended and high-value targets all at once, such a situation might be an attack helecopter with night vision capability finding a complete enemy brigade or divisional HQ convoy stalled at night on a narrow road with no place to go and no air defence.

2. A workplace, bar, party or other place of entertainment where a new arrival finds a large number of attractive, unattached members of the opposite sex, and is spoilt for choice.

"God, I was in the pub last night and this hen party wandered in.... a dozen pissed girls looking for fun... that's what I call a target rich environment !"

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Target

A corrupt, greedy corporation that prides itself on neglecting their employees while focusing all their efforts on guest experience, PR relations and embracing diversity. The job turnover rate is always high, morale is low and you get a nickel and dime raise every year for your dedication and hard work. They even dare say their wages are competitive with other retailers! Competitive with what, minimum wage?  Can you work overtime to compensate? No, No Target cannot afford that expense since they’re a multi-billion dollar corporation, it’s impossible! The corporate execs need that money to buy more cars, yachts and mansions. The workers at the store level are undervalued and underappreciated and their daily huddles belittles your esteem when you hear “WE MADE 120K YESTERDAY AND 5 MILLION THIS YEAR SO FAR AND YOUR GETTING MIN WAGE AND SUB-PAR BENEFITS”. It’s a simple concept most know, how you treat your employees affects how they treat your guests….and the poorest treatment is Target’s forte. Your job title is always inconsistent, the schedule of hours is bias and you’re always being micro-managed by the execs and team leads doing tons of tasks with little time. Their PR front is a shady, deceptive scam trying so hard to please every ethnic group, caring about their communities, and empowering you to make them the best company ever! Just a false front to brainwash you into believing they care when in reality, they want all your money….their laughing all the way to bank when you give into their propaganda. It’s all about making their corporate image look attractive while finding more ways to rip off their employees…and to say that conservative christians run target, huh? God save the U.S.A

person 1: I wanna work at target!person 2: ahhh no, i wanna scream!

by disgruntled ex-employee June 14, 2008