tardo

A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.

Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.

Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.

by k rico October 26, 2005

Tardfounded

That really awkward moment when you're standing there, mouth hanging open, head tilted, blinking repeatedly because your brain just can't comprehend the magnitude of absolute stupidity of another person.

I was standing there tardfounded watching Todd puking all over himself after eating that Tide pod and slamming fireball while taking the pod challenge.

by rbucek June 6, 2018

Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

by Broadacres January 17, 2011

Tardoism

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!

Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!

by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011

Tardioli

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

tardlord

Lord of the tard, controller of this great civilization. This illustrious joint consciousness rules all of the hive cities on the planet Lower Sindromaticus. For millennia, they have been in conflict with the cruel chromosomatic self-aware slime residing on Upper Sindromatricus, an asteroid belt located between HAT-P-67 and GJ 504b.

OUR illustrious TARDLORD is really on it today. OUR TARDLORD is expanding their territory, enveloping the entire Alcyoneus galaxy. They have feeling, but they are not a being. They do not have consciousness in of themselves, but OUR TARDLORD is much greater than a feeling. It is an all-enveloping sensation of euphoria and UNLIMITED POWER!!

by Fremshit February 18, 2022

tardfish

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

by Dextra October 13, 2003