tanorexia

A mental disease in which a person believes that no matter how much they tan, they are never tan enough.

EX: "That girl needs to stay away from the tanning booth for awhile; she looks positively tanorexic!"

by Falafelette April 4, 2005

tanorexic

(1) A combination of the words "tan" and "anorexia." (a) A person, usually a white girl, who never thinks they are tan enough. (b) A person who is both frighteningly skinny, and frighteningly tan.

Yo, Paris Hilton be the Tanorexic poster child.

by Quicksand October 1, 2005

tangwagon

Mobile methadone clinic, so-called for the practice of dispensing methadone in an oral solution of Tang, an orange colored and flavored non-carbonated soft drink.

I wish the tangwagon played music like the ice cream man's truck so we could hear it coming around the block!

by Rubella Mumps December 15, 2008

tanorexia

a mental disorder wherein the afflicted person belives that one can never be too tanned. this manifests itself in the form of excessive sunning, use of sunbeds and solariums, and, in particularly unfortunate cases, extreme use of fake tan.
victims of tanorexia can be identified from a leathery skin texture and/or a brown or orange complexion.
as it stands there is no known cure for this terrible disease.

posh spice, all those orange girls you see appearing in early summer and old people who look like brown leather sofas are quite possible sufferers of tanorexia. tragic.

by knifewounds November 18, 2007

ToNow

A term used by one of the greatest guitarists (Chris Cheney) by mistake that describes a time and used in times of Happiness. The time being Today and Now, Used when brilliant things are happening.

Josh "Tonow is the greatest moment of my life"
Ben " OMG wow this concert rocks, Tonow is awesome"
Harry on phone " DUDE im totally getting wasted TONOW!!

by 5+3vo April 6, 2009

tacowipe

to wipe clean ass or taint when it gets real sweaty. I need to tacowipe... or I need a tacowipe please baby... or I need something to tacowipe with... or can I be your tacowipe... or tacowipe usually means need to wipe ass its got buttsweat...to wipe clean ass, ass-crack, taint, testicals and penis, and vaginas when they get sweaty...tacowipe also means getting oral sex.

after riding skateboard all afternoon, my ass was full of buttsweat, I need to tacowipe. is there any shittickets here? I need to tacowipe. her junk was all sweaty she needs to tacowipe bad...or after having a frap I need to tacowipe. where is the bathroom? do you have any shittickets? I need to tacowipe...I got buttsweat I need to tacowipe...after having sex they both needed to tacowipe.

by anonymous March 13, 2014

Tangwhistle

Someone who attracts a lot of women.

"Yeah, Allen gets all the girls. He's a real tangwhistle."

by deathclause1 January 12, 2016