elephant tampons

The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.

Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?

Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.

by valleyofcorpse February 1, 2008

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

by cheap s December 24, 2017

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Tasconius

1) A title given to a teacher/professor at RIT that lacks any informative skills, and thrives by insulting thier class.

2) Variations can also be used.

1)God damn it, Tasconius ( Prof. Tascione )told me my algebra skills were lacking... Again!

2) Damn, Texas Tasconius (Prof. Kern) told us we didn't know what we were doing, and he WANTED us to struggle with the problems.

by Erebus September 19, 2003

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

tamonus

A Beautiful Kid That Is Forbidden And Mixed With Half Hacion And Handsome

Tamonus Is A Beautiful Kid

by Dictionary Writter July 13, 2019