taming the impala

what indie guys call masturbating

"we could hear him taming the impala"

by yeeted_on May 20, 2018

Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

by IAmVeryActiveInBean’sServer June 15, 2021

Tame the monkeys

When the monkeys in your head are going crazy

Student: *not paying attention

Teacher: emma, tame the monkeys

by Kayshepherd_1121 May 28, 2021

Tame the Dragon

Another word for masturbation but discreetly used so that only males will understand what you mean.

The old man was willing to tame the dragon when he was watching his midnight porn.

by Ruxxo February 15, 2012

tame the beast

to jack off, masturbate

Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.

Jon: Sucks for you.

by ronigas October 19, 2008

taming the shrew

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

taming the mane

The act of a man trimming his pubic hair if it has grow out of control.

I was taming the mane yesterday. It was worth it

by Teh Professional November 25, 2013