Tallahassee Tugboat 

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

Tallahassee Tugboat by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

Tallahessee Squirrel 

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

Tallahessee Squirrel by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

Tallahassee Snapper 

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis

Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!

Tallahassee Snapper by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021

Tallahassee publix 

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.

Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!

Tallahassee publix by Rickymixx February 14, 2022

Tallahassee bandwagon 

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.

Tallahassee bandwagon by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023

the tallahassee erection 

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

the tallahassee erection by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

Tallahassee Tickle Torture 

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).

Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!

Tallahassee Tickle Torture by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010