What the persecuted Orange One has hallucinated occurred via the Special Counsel’s investigation into Russian influence on the 2016 US Election.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019
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Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!
by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013
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"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.
by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023
Get the Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor mug.Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
Get the nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank mug.The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.
One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.
See: chach douche dickhead
One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.
See: chach douche dickhead
Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?
Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
by simonbeard March 18, 2019
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by Tan814 December 21, 2016
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The hat, usually made out of felt, that goes with a Zoot Suit, characterized as a wide-brimmed hat, tipped forward, with an extra long feather attached to the crown of the hat and extending at an angle backwards.
The hat, usually made out of felt, that goes with a Zoot Suit, characterized as a wide-brimmed hat, tipped forward, with an extra long feather attached to the crown of the hat and extending at an angle backwards.
by Nando A. March 10, 2007
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